Coffee Quotes #FridayFavorites

Even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all.
- David Lynch

Sleeping is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.
-Unknown

Coffee, It’s the life blood that fuels the dreams of champions!
-Mike Ditka

I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.  
- Flash Rosenberg

Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised. 
-Star Trek: Voyager

No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils. 
-Henry Ward Beecher

Way too much coffee. But, if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.
-David Letterman

Actually, this seems to be the basic need of the human heart in nearly every great crisis – a good hot cup of coffee.
-Alexander King

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
-Alphonse Allais

Coffee. Creative lighter fluid.
–Floyd Maxwell

Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister.
- Bob Irwin

Do I like my coffee black? Are there other colors?
-Unknown

I judge a restaurant by the bread and the coffee.
-Burt Lancaster

Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze.
It maketh me to wake in green pastures:
It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.
It restoreth my buzz:
It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name’s sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction,
I will fear no Equal™:
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me.
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of The Starbucks:
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over.
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life:
And I will dwell in the House of Mochas forever.
- Unknown

I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless.
-Napoleon Bonaparte

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.  
- Stephanie Piro

Life is too short for bad coffee.
-Unknown

Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven.
-Jesse Lane Adams

My coffee is so strong – it wakes up the neighbors.
-Unknown

Coffee makes us severe and grave and philosophical.
-Jonathan Swift

You haven’t had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it’s running.
- Jeff Bezos

It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee!  
- Donna A. Favors

I think if I were a woman I’d wear coffee as a perfume.
- John Van Druten

The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr

The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.
- Sir James Mackintosh

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