Even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all.
- David Lynch
Sleeping is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.
Coffee, It’s the life blood that fuels the dreams of champions!
I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.
- Flash Rosenberg
Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised.
-Star Trek: Voyager
No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils.
-Henry Ward Beecher
Way too much coffee. But, if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.
Actually, this seems to be the basic need of the human heart in nearly every great crisis – a good hot cup of coffee.
Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
Coffee. Creative lighter fluid.
Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister.
- Bob Irwin
Do I like my coffee black? Are there other colors?
I judge a restaurant by the bread and the coffee.
Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze.
It maketh me to wake in green pastures:
It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.
It restoreth my buzz:
It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name’s sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction,
I will fear no Equal™:
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me.
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of The Starbucks:
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over.
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life:
And I will dwell in the House of Mochas forever.
I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless.
Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.
- Stephanie Piro
Life is too short for bad coffee.
Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven.
-Jesse Lane Adams
My coffee is so strong – it wakes up the neighbors.
Coffee makes us severe and grave and philosophical.
You haven’t had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it’s running.
- Jeff Bezos
It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee!
- Donna A. Favors
I think if I were a woman I’d wear coffee as a perfume.
- John Van Druten
The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr
The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.
- Sir James Mackintosh
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