A Few Changes and a $50 Visa Giveaway

Posted By Kenda
May 30th, 2012
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Plastic surgery. Having work done. Going under the knife. Cosmetic enhancement. No matter what you call it, I’m a fan – within reason. So today I’m going to talk about why I’d go under the knife and, to sweeten the deal, give away a $50 Visa card.

Hi, my name is Kenda and I plan to have plastic surgery at some time in my life. How are you? Thanks for coming. Hate me yet?  Nah. I’d like to think it would take more than a boob job to come between friends. When I say I plan to have some…ahem…enhancements – I mean reasonable maintenance now that I’m on in years. I think of my body like a classic ’57 Chevy (I’d actually be a ’75 Chevy, but have you seen those? ugh) – one that has driven quite a few miles, carried two kids half way across the world and isn’t looking as fresh as the day she came off the assembly line…if ya know what I’m sayin. So one day, probably in my mid 40′s, I’m going to get some ‘body work’ done. At first I considered my face. Hmmm. I actually like my face. I wouldn’t mind a few botox shots to flatten out scars from teen acne, but do  I really need more than that? So I decided to take it for a test drive.

plastic surgery before after joke

Um…..yeah. How about no? I mean, sure…there’s a little Angelina Jolie action in the mouth area but I kind of like the features I already have. I know what I DO want though…

plastic surgery joke 2

Yeah, baby! Now that’s what I’m talking about! Mama needs a new pair o’ boobs. Okay, maybe not that big – but I want the kind you can bounce a quarter off of. Right now, thanks to breast feeding babies and bad bras, I think the quarter would disappear between the cleavage and then shoot out ten cents change. While they’re doing their medical magic I might have them suck out some of that extra baggage on the bottom half. Leave the butt, though! Just a little off the sides, please. Just once I’d love to go for a walk and have my shorts stay where I put them.

I won’t do anything that makes me look like a different person. That’s not my goal. I don’t want to be something I’m not – just some upkeep on what I already have. I’ll also make sure to use a reputable surgeon. You hear so many horror stories now about women who go in for work and come out worse than they started. Or, as we’ve seen in Hollywood most often, they come out looking like something from another planet. I think the biggest mistakes people make with plastic surgery are a) over indulgence (moderation, people!!) and b) going for the cheaper clinic. Again – if we go back to the car analogy – which do you think performs better: a $45,000 car or a $450 car? I’m not putting discount parts in this machine. And, unlike a car, you only get one body. Seeking out qualified, reputable surgeons is the first and most important step. That goes for any surgery, but especially when it comes to elective procedures.

Before you start tossing tomatoes at the screen – I know that plastic surgery isn’t for everyone. Some times you just need a pick me up. A little something to make your smile bigger and your step lighter. Am I right? They say smiling takes years off your appearance. So how big would your smile be if you won a $50 Visa gift card?

 

 The Giveaway

(1) Reader will win a $50 Visa Gift Card – compliments of Sullivan Centre , Plastic and Reconstructive Surgical Center
** Gift card is an actual card and will be mailed. This is NOT an email gift code.**
Giveaway ends:  June 13, 2012 @ 11:59 PM EST
Sweep is open to US Residents, 18+
Winner must respond to notification email within 48 hours or a new winner will be selected.

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111 Comments - Leave a Comment

  1. April May 30, 2012 at 11:40 am - Reply

    I think my best feature are my eyes and my expressions (my whole face then? HA!).

  2. Becca May 30, 2012 at 12:54 pm - Reply

    What do you think is your best feature?
    I’ve always liked my hair, it’s always had a nice thickness and is very manageable.

  3. Alison May 30, 2012 at 7:46 pm - Reply

    I think my best feature is my hair. :)

  4. Katie May 30, 2012 at 8:03 pm - Reply

    I think my eyes are my best feature. They’re a really cool green.

  5. Kelly Ann T. May 30, 2012 at 8:11 pm - Reply

    I think my best feature is my smile.

  6. Kelly D May 30, 2012 at 8:29 pm - Reply

    My best feature is my eyes.

  7. Jen @ Jen Spends May 30, 2012 at 9:07 pm - Reply

    hmm…well, I’ve always had nice fingernails. I also like the natural streak of red in my hair.

  8. Dagmara Hawkins May 30, 2012 at 10:45 pm - Reply

    I have always liked my eyes and lips

  9. Ju P. May 30, 2012 at 11:02 pm - Reply

    My best feature is my smile!

  10. kenia May 31, 2012 at 1:24 am - Reply

    I think….my legs =]

  11. Elena May 31, 2012 at 10:15 pm - Reply

    My best feature is my legs

  12. Stephanie June 1, 2012 at 4:51 am - Reply

    my eyes

  13. Lynda E June 1, 2012 at 10:31 am - Reply

    I have really good hair. Everything else can go!

  14. Livivua Chandler June 1, 2012 at 10:36 am - Reply

    My legs are my best feature!

  15. Tina B June 1, 2012 at 10:37 am - Reply

    My best feature would be my smile!

  16. Peggy June 1, 2012 at 11:18 am - Reply

    my eyes

    sweetheart4171(at)yahoo(dot)com

  17. Gloria June 1, 2012 at 11:54 am - Reply

    My smile probably and maybe my legs!

  18. Cynthia June 1, 2012 at 12:40 pm - Reply

    Love this article. Thank you for sharing.

  19. Mary Happymommy June 1, 2012 at 1:22 pm - Reply

    Definitely my lips! I would never need lip injections. LOL!

  20. Barb K June 1, 2012 at 1:46 pm - Reply

    My best feature is my hair not as thick as it wants was but it is still going strong and does not show much gray.

  21. courtney b June 1, 2012 at 2:31 pm - Reply

    LOL i love your post, mine is my eyes!:)

  22. Sammi June 1, 2012 at 4:11 pm - Reply

    my eyes

  23. Carolsue June 1, 2012 at 5:21 pm - Reply

    I guess that would be my skin. It’s held up pretty well! :)
    Digicats {at} Sbcglobal {dot} Net

  24. Amanda Sakovitz June 1, 2012 at 6:12 pm - Reply

    my smile!

  25. Maria June 1, 2012 at 8:04 pm - Reply

    legs!

  26. dan williams June 1, 2012 at 9:20 pm - Reply

    twitted this, 6/1

  27. Stacey B June 1, 2012 at 10:39 pm - Reply

    My smile is my best feature!

  28. Laura Lane June 1, 2012 at 11:35 pm - Reply

    ankles

  29. Kari June 2, 2012 at 3:01 am - Reply

    I like my eyes.

  30. Nancy Dalebout June 2, 2012 at 9:15 am - Reply

    My best feature is my hair.

  31. Jennifer Marie June 2, 2012 at 9:32 am - Reply

    I think my best feature are my eyes-big brown eyes.

  32. Valerie L June 2, 2012 at 4:14 pm - Reply

    My smile

  33. Teh Doll June 2, 2012 at 4:43 pm - Reply

    my eyes =)
    dollhousecreation(at)gmail(dot)com

  34. dan williams June 2, 2012 at 5:38 pm - Reply

    twitted this, 6/2

  35. Marilyn June 2, 2012 at 7:08 pm - Reply

    I like my nose but I did have surgery to get it that way!

  36. Madeline June 2, 2012 at 8:47 pm - Reply

    My best feature is my eyes–almond shaped and green.

  37. Melissa Belle June 3, 2012 at 3:27 am - Reply

    I’d have to say my hair

  38. Lacey June 3, 2012 at 2:51 pm - Reply

    I was blessed with full lips :)

  39. dan williams June 3, 2012 at 3:52 pm - Reply

    twitted this, 6/3

  40. Ashley Hatten June 3, 2012 at 5:44 pm - Reply

    my legs!! thanks so much!

  41. Chelsea W June 3, 2012 at 8:31 pm - Reply

    My legs are definitely my best feature

  42. Kimberly C. June 3, 2012 at 8:36 pm - Reply

    There is no one best thing but I think the thing that stands out the most that I often get complimented on is my hair. I about sit on it actually. littlecrunchy at gmail dot com

  43. Gricelda Castro June 3, 2012 at 11:55 pm - Reply

    I think my eyes.

  44. Gabrielle June 4, 2012 at 3:36 am - Reply

    MY eyes by far are my best feature!

  45. erica June 4, 2012 at 10:17 am - Reply
  46. Cari Schroeder June 4, 2012 at 1:27 pm - Reply

    My eyes!

  47. Kim Henrichs June 4, 2012 at 2:39 pm - Reply

    My blue eyes.

  48. LAMusing June 4, 2012 at 2:41 pm - Reply

    My lips :)

  49. Ambrielle June 5, 2012 at 1:46 am - Reply

    My Feet or my eyes!

  50. Bekah June 5, 2012 at 8:50 am - Reply

    My eyes :)

  51. katie mitchell June 5, 2012 at 9:00 pm - Reply

    My best feature is my smile

  52. Kinga June 5, 2012 at 11:28 pm - Reply

    I think my best feature is my eyes:)

  53. Angela F. June 6, 2012 at 12:12 pm - Reply

    My eyes… I have these crystal blue eyes. I get so many compliments on them.

  54. Teresa June 6, 2012 at 12:29 pm - Reply

    my legs

  55. Birdie Skolfield June 6, 2012 at 1:23 pm - Reply

    My BEST feature is my EYES !!!!!

  56. dan williams June 6, 2012 at 8:07 pm - Reply

    twitted this, 6/6

  57. Dee June 7, 2012 at 1:03 am - Reply

    My smile I’d say! :)

  58. Sarah Heart June 7, 2012 at 3:50 am - Reply

    I would have to say my smile

  59. Ashley Morgan June 7, 2012 at 10:01 am - Reply

    I am most proud of my eyes – I try to play them up to keep everyone from looking at some of the things I don’t like as much on my face (I wish my nose were just a little smaller and I can’t seem to get rid of acne despite being well into my 20s).

    I also like to hide behind my hair, literally – I hate cutting it, but rather letting it flow down my waist. I like to think it hides some of the acne and keeps eyes away from the little extra fat I might have :)

    I think all women are very picky about themselves and as long as you’re doing it for you, there is nothing wrong with plastic surgery. I’d love to have a little more “oomph” in my boob area and a little less in my hips!

  60. Tabathia B June 7, 2012 at 11:03 am - Reply

    my smile because of my great dimples

  61. Naina John June 7, 2012 at 3:16 pm - Reply

    My smile

  62. Christine M Tubbytelly June 7, 2012 at 8:30 pm - Reply

    My long, dark, curly eyelashes.

  63. Tina M June 7, 2012 at 8:47 pm - Reply

    My best feature is my eyes.

  64. Kenny F. June 7, 2012 at 9:18 pm - Reply

    hair

  65. Barbara Montag June 7, 2012 at 9:38 pm - Reply

    My eyes and my smile – thank you.

  66. Robby Rob June 7, 2012 at 10:31 pm - Reply

    my baby blues

  67. Veronica June 8, 2012 at 5:51 pm - Reply

    I’d say my best feature are my green eyes, I constantly get compliments on them :)

  68. dan williams June 8, 2012 at 7:00 pm - Reply

    twitted this, 8/6

  69. Tiffany Winner June 8, 2012 at 9:09 pm - Reply

    i have nice lips

  70. Billie June 8, 2012 at 10:16 pm - Reply

    I like my hair, it’s thick and unruly.

  71. Karena June 9, 2012 at 12:11 am - Reply

    I get comments on my eyes, so right now I would say that is my best feature!

    xoxo
    Karena
    Art by Karena

  72. dan williams June 9, 2012 at 8:30 pm - Reply

    twitted this, 9/6

  73. Janice Cooper June 9, 2012 at 9:40 pm - Reply

    My smile and eyelashes

  74. Terrin June 9, 2012 at 10:32 pm - Reply

    My (very expensive) smile of straight white teeth!
    Ttrockwood@yahoo.com

  75. amanda odair June 10, 2012 at 1:55 am - Reply

    my eyes or smile :)

  76. christy r. June 10, 2012 at 2:02 am - Reply

    Hi,

    I would have to say my best feature is my eyes.

  77. Dameon Schirer June 10, 2012 at 9:24 am - Reply

    My best feature is my teeth. Thanks to years and years of braces. A $50 gift card sure would help me to
    flash my teeth more in public with a big grin.

  78. Rebecca Shockley June 10, 2012 at 11:16 am - Reply

    My eye’s for sure

  79. Wendy T June 10, 2012 at 11:26 pm - Reply

    Best feature?

    Wow…the question just brings my esteem issues right to the forefront of all that I am.

    Can I say my heart? Even though it’s broken…it’s still my answer.

  80. Lois S June 10, 2012 at 11:28 pm - Reply

    I guess my smile

  81. Kim June 11, 2012 at 10:36 am - Reply

    I like my green cat eyes not just for color because they are the windows of my soul. They’re more full of life than they were before. Then my hair (grey, yes ladies, grey) is my next best feature. I’ve earned every one and just like the experiences that has aided developing my character, my hair has become stronger and more distinguished as well.

  82. Laura Jacobson June 11, 2012 at 4:06 pm - Reply

    My eyes!

  83. Jesselyn A/Jesstinger June 12, 2012 at 12:54 am - Reply

    It used to be my hair – but now my hair seems to have lost it’s luster and less wavy.. Most people tell me it’s my eyes – a deep chestnut brown – but actually it’s not the color – it’s what is in them – or behind them – that people seem to notice.

    And my eye lashes and brows – they seem pretty typical to me – but my Mom always says I was “born with my (eye) make-up on.

    Thanks for the question – it’s kind of nice to focus on a positive feature that one feels good about for a change!

  84. Michelle H. June 12, 2012 at 4:59 am - Reply

    My eyes, they’re big and blue

  85. Tara B June 12, 2012 at 11:25 am - Reply

    Probably my eyes.

  86. dan williams June 12, 2012 at 1:03 pm - Reply

    twitted this, 12/6

  87. holly June 12, 2012 at 2:37 pm - Reply

    i think my best feature is my eyes :)

  88. Denise C June 12, 2012 at 3:41 pm - Reply

    Boobs. At least that’s what my husband says. :)

  89. Andrea Julian June 12, 2012 at 3:52 pm - Reply

    I think my best feature is my eyes.

  90. anthonyciofani June 13, 2012 at 8:09 am - Reply

    my BUTTOCK;S

  91. Amber Miller June 13, 2012 at 2:32 pm - Reply

    I think my best feature is my eyes :]

  92. dan williams June 13, 2012 at 2:51 pm - Reply

    twitted this, 13/6

  93. ashley June 13, 2012 at 3:49 pm - Reply

    arms!

  94. Geoffrey Codner June 13, 2012 at 7:12 pm - Reply

    My hair is my best quality

  95. carey June 13, 2012 at 9:48 pm - Reply

    My personality and ability to make anyone smile and laugh

  96. Heather R June 13, 2012 at 9:49 pm - Reply

    My eyes

  97. Penelope June 20, 2012 at 1:03 am - Reply

    You look better in all the befores :)

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